1) Drool. Puppies and babies love to drool. They don't care who's watching, or how wet they get. They just love to drool. Why are puppies and babies always unable to swallow?!
2) No matter how long or loud they make noise, nothing they say is intelligible. They can say it any way they want, and as earnestly as they want, you're not going to understand them so stop trying.
3) Chewing. They chew on absolutely everything! You take one thing out of their mouth, and they instantly replace it with something else. Fingers. Cloth. Shoes. Toys. They're not picky. They just want to chew.
4) They poop whenever and wherever they please. Again. Not picky. They don't care who's watching. They don't mind an audience. If they need to poop, they poop. Luckily you can put a diaper on a baby. With a puppy, you just have to get your hands dirty.
5) All they need to be happy is a little attention. They just want to be loved.
So essentially, if you can take care of a puppy, you can easily take care of a baby.... so what if every puppy I had met a not-so-good end?
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